"bwp240" (bwp240)
05/22/2017 at 18:21 • Filed to: Found on Craigslist, Craigslist
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"bwp240" (bwp240)
05/22/2017 at 18:21 • Filed to: Found on Craigslist, Craigslist | 0
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This is the most Craigslist of Craigslist car postings.
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A 2008 Lincoln MKZ with low miles, power everything, for a low price. According to the ad there is nothing wrong, it is in excellent condition, and has no issues whatsoever. Hmmm...
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DING! DING! DING! I AM SORRY I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE “WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RIGHT REAR CORNER OF THE CAR” ALARM. No issues..., none at all..., seriously?!
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Ad preserved below:
2008 Lincoln MKZ, low 85k miles, $5400, FWD, Automatic, Cold AC, Power everything: PW, PL, PM, Power seat, Power Brake with 4 wheel ABS system, Alloy wheels, Heated seats, Intermittent wipers, defogger, Remote keyless entry, pearl white exterior, beige interior, AM-FM stereo and CD player, MP3 player, Leather seats, Tilt steering, and more
This car has no issues whatsoever. Excellent mechanical condition, very smooth ride.
wiffleballtony
> bwp240
05/22/2017 at 18:28 |
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I like that the Progressive damage assessment vehicle is still present
Kiltedpadre
> bwp240
05/22/2017 at 19:08 |
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All it’s missing is specifically mentioning a clean carfax. Every damaged car I see mentions that, and I want to scream at the screen that not reporting an accident isn’t the same as not being in one.
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> bwp240
05/22/2017 at 19:09 |
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Jurassic Park movie prop.
NJAnon
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
05/22/2017 at 19:24 |
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Either that or it looks like a Halo Covenant Elite shot the side of the thing.
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> NJAnon
05/22/2017 at 19:31 |
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Oh yeah, that little ding where my wife was backing it out of the garage...
Urambo Tauro
> bwp240
05/22/2017 at 19:36 |
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Genius. Now this guy’s gonna have to deal with a bunch of prospective buyers wasting his time, when he could have just weeded them out early with an honest ad.
torque
> bwp240
05/24/2017 at 22:07 |
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“I know what I have”
“The AC just needs a recharge”
“No ballers or tire kickers, or scammers I ain’t got no time for that shit”
“And NO! I don’t need help selling it either”